lunes, 19 de enero de 2009

Por fin en casa

Esta foto fue tomada el día que me secuestraron "ellos", el 30 de septiembre de 2007. -
Estaba enseñando acerca de como truchar fotos de ovnis utilizando el freezbi y trucarla con el paint (por que no se usar el fotoyop) en una clase periodismo amarillista. Cuando salí, una camioneta negra llena de extraterrestres me golpeo en la nuca, y me dijeron: "Subi vieja o so' boleta".
No opuse resistencia, les pregunte si me iban a hacer pruebas, estaba fascinado de tener este contacto del tercer tipo; ellos me dijeron: "Que prueba loco?, esto es un secuestro espress, tu esposa va tene que paga' $500 por vo'".

Me quede sorprendido.... Nunca oí hablar de una raza de seres superiores que te secuestren y pidan rescate, sin duda era una nueva experiencia.


Esta foto fue tomada por un alumno de periodismo antes de que me secuestren.
En fin, Sculi se puso fuerte con los extraterrestres y les dijo que no iba a pagar ni loca $250 por mi, asi que ellos me tuvieron preso en otro planeta, no sabría decirles cual, pero lo que recuerdo es que era todo como de chapa y olía mal. Me hicieron mirar video de Heidi a todo volumén y conferencias de Yorh W. Bush, creo que me querían lavar el cerebro. Al final me largaron en un lugar extraño llamado Fuerte Apache.

Cuando me reencontre con Sculi ella me dijo que no fui secuestrado por E.T. que eran una banda de secuestradores express que se ponian mascaras de marcianos. Pobre Sculi, ella siempre negando la realidad.

Esta es la foto de mis amigos del planeta Apachus, me la dió sculli. Me dijo que estan presos en otra area oculta del F.B.I. llamada "Carcel de Devoto". Obviamente es un n0mbre clave, en fin a partir de hoy volveré a traerles mis mas intimos secretos del fbi, pero tomaré precauciones para que no me descubran, les mostrare que los extraterrestres existen.

Y que ell... que????

Cuidado hay agentes que entraron... pero, ¿Como me descubrieron? Si estoy en la fotocopiadora del FBI. COmo?????

PEro... (fin abrupto)

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